Space cadet

animalsbeingdicks:

A well timed attack can be devastating.

Certain things always pop up in my dreams. Some of the weirder things that constantly appear in my dreams are:

1. Bettas. I have a ridiculous number of dreams where I’m walking by stores that sell bettas or tanks with bettas in them and I stop to look at them. Sometimes I dream that Blurple can fly (or more accurately, swim into the air) and he follows me around.

2. Creepy hotels, often with creepy people in them. This comes up all the time too. There is usually some problem with the elevator, or it’s just scary, dimly lit and shaky. Once it moved in random crazy directions. Often there’s also a plumbing problem in the hotel. Public bathrooms will be disgusting, dark, missing doors, and toilets will be overflowing.

3. Being stranded in creepy neighbourhoods (sometimes leading to going into the aforementioned creepy hotel). They’ll be dirty and dingy, with broken-down cars and abandoned buildings around.

4. Malls and stores. I often dream that I’m near a place where some awesome store used to be, and I’m trying to go back there, but it’s been replaced with something boring instead. Sometimes I can never find the place I’m looking for and just keep walking around. I’m often in dollar stores. Sometimes there is interesting makeup in the stores that doesn’t exist in real life. Sometimes I’m in malls after closing. Sometimes the malls/stores are in the creepy neighbourhoods. And sometimes they have plumbing problems too.

5. The end of the world, or a giant war. (I actually haven’t had one of these dreams in a few weeks or so, so things are hazy now.) I do remember that in some cases, I’ll be in a house with people partying who don’t know/care about anything that’s going on, while I’m terrified. Sometimes there will be burning buildings.

Many of my dreams contain at least one of these elements. My last dream, either last night or this morning? All I can remember now is being in a creepy hotel in a creepy neighbourhood, walking by a fish tank, stopping to look and discovering that the tank contained multiple bettas. Half-moons, deltas, marbles. (For some reason, my dream bettas don’t attack each other and live in harmony, which would never happen in real life. Dreamy-me isn’t a fact checker apparently.) The creepy hotel people laughed at me for looking in the fish tank. Also, at some point I was in a cool store and I asked for help with something, but the worker couldn’t help me because the toilet was overflowing. WHAT.